Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

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This morning's conversation with Mr. Griffers

Me: We need to squirt your nose.
G: No squirt nose.
Me: Sorry bubs, you've got snotty botties.
G: No, dada do it.
Me: Mommy can do it.
G: No, dada do it.
Me: Why can't mommy do it?
G: 'Cause dada a boy and he knows how do it.
Me: Huh, wha?!?! Well, mommy is a girl and she can do anything daddy can do.

We've got some schooling to do!